awwwton:

procrastination level: Frank Ocean

whoa-stevie:
“Training session (2/10/2015)
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"If, totally hypothetically, I was going to become Liverpool manager one day I know who I’d love to have as my assistant: Xabi Alonso or Jamie Carragher. They are very intelligent, have a deep knowledge of football and are special men. The players would respect them, the fans would like them and I think we would work really well together.
I’ve never mentioned it to either Xabi or Jamie, so I think they’ll be surprised if they read about it. Xabi might go on to be a great manager himself - and so I feel a bit embarrassed admitting that a managerial fantasy would be him working alongside me."
Steven Gerrard: My Story (via skrtelshead)

recaito:

Why do white people on tinder always gotta be climbing mountains and rocks and shit? What you looking for up there? More land to steal?